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September 18, 2009 /
Tim TebowWell, Football Jesus has to be counting the days, hours, minutes, seconds and nanoseconds until he can help stick an orange and blue sock into the mouth of Tennessee coach Lane Kiffin. Kiffin has never coached a game in the Southeastern Conference, never spent quality time on The Swamp sidelines, but he made the mistake of popping off not once, but twice about Tim Tebow’s Florida Gators.

And now he must pay.

You think Michael Jordan holds a grudge? Kiffin is Florida’s Isiah Thomas, George Gervin, Bryon Russell, Buzz Peterson, Pat Riley, LeRoy Smith and Jerry Krause. The No. 1-ranked Gators want to chomp him into Skittles-sized pieces. Seriously, Saturday’s 3:30 p.m. kickoff at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium can’t come fast enough for Florida.

They won’t come right out and say it, but Tebow & Associates would love to drop triple-digits on the Vols. It all started last December when Kiffin, in his introductory news conference, said he couldn’t wait to sing Rocky Top “all night long” after his team beat Florida. “It’s gonna be a blast,” he said.

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